Dryer Lint - Missing Socks - The Mystery Revealed!

After a late night nap, and waking up to remember my laundry detail, I have determined that dryer lint is really just all the cremated remains of all our missing socks!!  *lol*  May they rest in peace!

If socks were gloves

And pants were shirts
And skirts went up, not down
Then life would make

So much more sense

If we were upside-down

(If Socks Were Gloves by Jaymie Gerard)